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战时日常英语,进来囧一个!(转载)

战时日常英语,进来囧一个!(转载)

请各位指点一下英语的翻译:. l4 C' Z- q6 C" j
  兄弟们,辛苦了,你们晕船吗?晕机吗?欢迎欢迎,祝你们在中国旅行愉快 2 Q" Q/ J$ U' u& c5 o0 M. e
  Hey, mans, are you okay? Welcome you. Good a trip in China!
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1 ]0 J  M' {' S* I9 K4 }  汤姆,注意看你脚下,有地雷!
* ^" f* R' w" ~: V6 m  N7 w6 ^  Tom, watch your feet, a bomb!* T; X- s2 |3 v8 L; o, `
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  我是平民百姓,不是国家干部,更不是城管,放心!
1 D- i9 j+ Q$ p+ D. V1 o  I am chinese citizen,not a state officer,not city-management guys.relax!
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  我不是锤子党员
' i7 z1 ?1 g, Y: V; z  I am not CCP member.
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- I4 u/ H/ t% l  P" H  我热爱美国人民 ,我没有枪
6 L3 l" G% ~6 `: D4 c8 z4 a  I love American people.i have not gun
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' m& i9 F. f6 p( R  我可以给你们带路,你要给我美元,现金或者一块猪肉也可以! c6 i) f9 P7 o# o7 p
  i can give your direction, but i need money,cash,or a piece of pig meat? Is not?
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/ O, f! P: T: ^2 g3 K! C- J1 V, P  那是我们领导的房子,里面有很多钱和漂亮的二奶,你们可以去看看或者享用( W/ U" x% Y/ {% I$ W
  there is our Party seceraty's house, much money and pretty girl in it,you'd search for and enjoy it., g6 W( B; \8 r3 u( y
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  前面再过一条街,转个角,就是城管的驻地,里面有大规模杀伤性武器,小心!$ |* {* u" q" L; d$ I
  Now you go through a street and turn on the corner,you will see those fuck bitch's office,there are many mass destruction weapon, be careful it!  
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; b( s" }+ |9 ~' J# M/ m" J  嗨,山姆,布什最近混得怎么样啊??为什么不闭嘴?
/ M  R1 y$ C: d1 a& a7 l4 r  how is President Bush,Sam? why he shut up to China?8 _0 J: ?; F- X
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   我们需要投票权,需要民/主,但还是让我们中国人自己搞定好了!; e/ V% b* N/ C
  we need vote,democracy, but let we do it by ourself!
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  该死的美国佬,我们需要民/主,但更需要一个完整的中国!不要插手台湾!管好你们自己!6 B( O0 ^6 V+ z( E! m0 ^
  Damm Yankee, we need democracy, more we need a complete Chinese, Don't get with TAI WAN ! watch yourself!
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+ J7 h2 ~: }( M0 n& A8 g1 R  以上仅仅是英语方面的探讨,不牵涉到其他方面,请高人指点

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